Warden of Rock!

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In this Dimension outside of Time (Think of the backrooms) Fruit will never Perish and People will never Age...

In this Dimension Misplaced between time and space the only thing more powerfal than brute force is the Vibrations produced by Instruments.

In other words you can Kill Demons with the sound of your Guitar, and Yeah it's pretty Gnarly.
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You come across a Cell that is completely covered in ice!! but its not cold…?

Inside of the cell sits a single Fext.

Fext: “___ I can tell by that look on your face your new here…

Please sit, and let me tell you a tale…

You wondering where you are, aren’t you?

You are in a Place with No Name. Some people call it Earth some call it Hell, Others Purgatory some call it Heaven.

This place is none of those things, Especially Earth. ‘Ha ha ha ha,’

We call it ‘The Hellscape’ even tho this clearly isn’t hell.

From what people have come to understand this place is outside of time…

For example I came from the 1980s, some people here are from the year 2557 and some are from thousands of years in the past. Some even carry clubs instead of traditional weapons.

And some are from other worlds like the Gnoblins and other Mythical creatures.

Time doesn’t exist here for some reason… Meaning Fruit will never spoil and People will never Perish.

Even people who try to commit suicide just end up hurting themselves again and again.

Sometimes it’s kinda funny to watchem try and fail, Most of the time it’s just sad.

In this place… no one can die except by a Rhythmic Instrument...

You: Rhythmic Instrument? Whats its look like?

Fext: A Musical Instrument like a Guitar, Microphone or Drums, even a Bass Guitar:

In this Hiccup in time, the vibrations these instruments make, can disrupt and damage the very world

around you: creating Extreme Harmony or Extreme Chaos.

When I was young I Chose Chaos, And now I have nothing to show for it...

I could leave this cell at any time but-- Why bother?

Why are you telling me all of this?

Fext: Because I need an Ear to listen, that’s all…

Besides I figure if I cant help myself... Maybe I can help you instead? It’s pathetic I know...

Saraswatti was right about me…

But I’m telling you this because I have a Quest for you Stranger,

I want to know where I am, and how to get back home!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I’ve been here for Hundreds of years there is no way out! 

It was one of the first things me and my band-mates tried to find after getting here, we gave up and decided to rule this place instead!!

The only way out is Death by Rhythm.

Who and What are You?

You know, I Used to be a Normal Person like you, I was in a Band called ‘Quick-Play’ we were very popular in the 1980s, We had four Members: Apollo the Lead singer and Lead Guitarist, Bragi the Bass Player, Saraswatti the Drummer and I was the Rhythm Guitarist in the band: Euterpe used to be my Name.

Now I am what you would call a Fext, an Undead thanks to my own band turning on me…

now I want Revenge and to undo the wrongs I have done.

I Helped create this very Prison you stand in, back when I was a member of Quick-Play, 

But I’m telling you this because I have a Quest for you Stranger,

Accept: Quest for me? 

Pause: I just got here… Let me think on it.

Decline: Do it yourself!

If you Accept the Quest: 

My Quest is thus: I… I want my Guitar Back.

He looks at you with vigor in his eyes almost emotional.

After I was unceremoniously kicked out of Quick-Play they kept my Double-Guitar: ‘Satanic Stratosphere XIII.’

IT was something I build myself, for myself!

But they kept it as a part of ‘Quick-Play’ even stole all my notes and repurposed them for other songs without crediting me.

That Axe was something I Built, and for them to just flaunt it around like it theirs makes me not want to leave this cell…

Please…

Learn how to play an instrument really well then get my ‘Satanic Stratosphere XIII’back!

I’ll give you anything just so I can see it again and maybe die in- 

I forgot I cant die… sorry.

ahem

Ill give you anything in the world for my Satanic Stratosphere XIII back.

The Warden of Rock holds it, and can play it very well so try to steal it when hes sleeping or something!

If you can do this ill, I’LL become your servant for the rest of my life!

I Beseech Thee!

One more thing: Don’t trust the Horned Gnoblin’s; especially the one sitting out in the hallway!

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